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2. buddy usually id say those are fighting words but this is text and id rather spend my time elsewhere anyway still doesnt change the vibe this place gives off chomping on my ass or not
ok so let me tell you a thing asgard actually at one point buried people alive while some of us went off to kill a threat outside so yeah idk you tell me
eldritch child ok can we like get a hard pass on that one i dont want tentacles on my brain thanks
Yes but That's Asgard, they were kind of messed up I mean, did you WANT people buried alive??? That can be arranged though I think it's pretty crass
She's more like an eldritch Adult tyvm and she's perfectly lovely I mean Just because she's an Eldritch Being, that doesn't mean she has tentacles Unless you ask her to produce some...?
I'm sure if you ask politely she'd be down to clown
Thanks Lovecraft No, Eldritch is more diverse then that So I don't blame you
If it helps, she's normally an attractive woman??? And tentacles are more of another thing for one of our other staff But she uses those for security, not for fun times
Oh, there's a few of us here, few of us there, working behind the scenes! I like to call the backup crew the baker's dozen
Not that they ARE stuck to 13, but they're a dependable lot I can tell you, but would you really want to know? Would you also like their power tier levels, blood types, if they're interested in dating...?
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2. buddy
usually id say those are fighting words but this is text
and id rather spend my time elsewhere
anyway
still doesnt change the vibe this place gives off
chomping on my ass or not
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2. You have better things to do then bicker with me
Don't you wonder if it's not the place, but the people making it that way? That if someone decides this place is something, then it is?
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2. wait what
so youre saying all this creepy shit is because of us?
we could imagine it to be whatever we want and it just
becomes that?
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2. I'm saying that yeah, you guys kinda shotgunned your own feet off
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He just stares at this message for like five minutes, thanks, he suddenly hates this whole thing a lot more than he was wanting to.]
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so what
we just gotta deal with this fucked up shit until we "get better?"
or w/e you put it as
saving us?
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But until y'all face your guilts and such there's going to be some bad bad stuff happening
If you want to say get better, sure let's say that
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face our guilt huh
who determines whats guilt tho
btw?
thanks i hate it
if thats not the right word then say it isnt
tell me what is
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And who determines who should BE guilty?
You're smart you can figure it out
And if you want the completely accurate word
Sus as it is
I can't tell you
You see why people start thinking I'm an asshole, right here
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shouldve figured
more "cant tell us bc it could wipe us out" bs?
odds stacked against us then
not exactly trying to prove them wrong either fwiw
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But yes, it's a bad hand you've been given
I'm not here to be your friend
if that was the case, there would have been a lot of differences
But after a few times of people trying to kill you? You decide not to go the friendship route
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accident or no
so good news ig we both dont get disappointed
a few times?
just how many people have been here before us?
how many times have you done this?
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Good news u kno what's up
Let's just say
awhile
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its usually their first time
ofc theyd be upset
so if we fail or whatever
youll keep going
you really arent making yourself look good here pal
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Thankfully, no ones cracked yet
I'm not good
It's not that I want to hurt anyone here
Or discard them
If things go well, you'll go where you want to go
That's a promise
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thankfully
real lucky about that
[Is that sarcasm? It sure is. He knows it could be a lot worse, but also, he's an asshole.]
discard
yeesh
you and your words pal
so if we play along and be good boys and girls
well get the fuck outta dodge
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[Look at them, they're bonding!]
Wellll can't exactly bury you here for various reasons, you know how people like to dig
[Wow that's dark]
More like if you're really lucky and you're not stupid you'll be fine and even better off then you were before
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[Admin no, Admin please?]
bury us???
seriously?
how is that gonna help any of us
not stupid?
have you even seen some of the people here
[He's not knocking on anyone in particular, he's just going by past experiences in these sorts of things.]
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I meant corpses
Actual corpses
Not bury you alive jeez what do you take me for
Also yes I have and they're just going to have to learn
Or should I bring out the therapist?
She's quite lovely but she is a child of an Eldritch being.
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you should know im a local shitposter
ok so
let me tell you a thing
asgard actually at one point buried people alive
while some of us went off to kill a threat outside
so yeah idk
you tell me
eldritch child
ok can we like
get a hard pass on that one
i dont want tentacles on my brain thanks
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Yes but
That's Asgard, they were kind of messed up
I mean, did you WANT people buried alive???
That can be arranged though I think
it's pretty crass
She's more like an eldritch Adult tyvm
and she's perfectly lovely
I mean
Just because she's an Eldritch Being, that doesn't mean she has tentacles
Unless you ask her to produce some...?
I'm sure if you ask politely she'd be down to clown
just this icon, ADMIN PLEASE......
and hell no
does anyone WANT to be buried alive
not that i know of
look all i know is a bunch of mindfuckery and tentacles
when it comes to eldritch
can you blame me?
and dont you even
thats definitely a no for me
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I'm not gonna kinkshame
Thanks Lovecraft
No, Eldritch is more diverse then that
So I don't blame you
If it helps, she's normally an attractive woman???
And tentacles are more of another thing for one of our other staff
But she uses those for security, not for fun times
he's internally dying, THANKS
INTERESTED
look at that i learned something new
congrats for teaching me ig
holy shit
just how many of you are there?
wait
thats another thing you cant tell us right?
just that theres a few?
Poor Nero, this wasn't supposed to happen....maybe
Oh, there's a few of us here, few of us there, working behind the scenes!
I like to call the backup crew the baker's dozen
Not that they ARE stuck to 13, but they're a dependable lot
I can tell you, but would you really want to know?
Would you also like their power tier levels, blood types, if they're interested in dating...?
this is like the time he tried to stop vergil from besting him in memes, tbh
that sounds hilarious
https://asgardgenesis.dreamwidth.org/1758.html?thread=73694#cmt73694 oh it sure was :')
It's beautiful
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1/2 I'M SORRY HE'S SUCH A SHITPOSTER
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