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Oh, there's a few of us here, few of us there, working behind the scenes! I like to call the backup crew the baker's dozen
Not that they ARE stuck to 13, but they're a dependable lot I can tell you, but would you really want to know? Would you also like their power tier levels, blood types, if they're interested in dating...?
this is like the time he tried to stop vergil from besting him in memes, tbh
Though honestly I'm not sure of your food preferences- if I remember correctly...your uncle is rather fond of pizza, yes? But that doesn't mean you like it either
What can I say, I like sharing things that make me happy or at least sugar high
[Honestly though, a chance to rat on his uncle? Sign him up.]
omg please you dont even know dante lives on pizza and strawberry sundaes i dont think he ever eats anything else im surprised it hasnt killed him yet im not that picky tbh
sugar high i can definitely see tho somehow? like it sounds weird but it suits this place
it was so rough for him in asgard the people there had no idea what pizza even WAS he suffered a bunch wait wait wait youre telling me there was a chance for boozy sundaes and we missed out? man i always miss the good shit
on second thought dont knowing you thatd just end poorly but really have you ever known kids to behave like that? especially when they know they cant have it? ive definitely been pranked way too many times for it julio has a knack for being a pain in the ass
so yeah id actually babysit them properly and get them away from there ive done it before so its not gonna be anything new if it does happen
I mean that could just mean you're a giant kid yourself
I HAVE noticed a few of the teenagers have snuck off with booze from the booths, the pink haired one seemed particularly gleeful in breaking the rules
I don't mind if they have it, it's normal but I don't want them to drink themselves to death So if it does happen- if a bar, a speak easy or anything else similar appears We could discuss payment in you wrangling the cats, so to speak
Me too, it's understandable but I do want them safe. Mistakes are fine! But not things that could traumatize them!
No nukes, has to be something that equals what you're doing So if you think your work is work nothing then you'd be in debt to me Which means I can ask you for favors for free Or even take away your pizza or boozy sundaes as payment
he's internally dying, THANKS
INTERESTED
look at that i learned something new
congrats for teaching me ig
holy shit
just how many of you are there?
wait
thats another thing you cant tell us right?
just that theres a few?
Poor Nero, this wasn't supposed to happen....maybe
Oh, there's a few of us here, few of us there, working behind the scenes!
I like to call the backup crew the baker's dozen
Not that they ARE stuck to 13, but they're a dependable lot
I can tell you, but would you really want to know?
Would you also like their power tier levels, blood types, if they're interested in dating...?
this is like the time he tried to stop vergil from besting him in memes, tbh
bakers dozen
ok got it
bruh
BRUH
jfc NO
omg i was just asking a question!!!
[He absolutely knows Admin is trolling him but ADMIN, PLEASE, ABEL ALREADY THINKS HE'S A FURRY...]
that sounds hilarious
Hey just checking
I mean sometimes I hear the staff playing hot or not
Maybe you want a new...partner?
Or just have some funsies
I'm not judging
[Sorry Nero Admin is having a great time rn]
https://asgardgenesis.dreamwidth.org/1758.html?thread=73694#cmt73694 oh it sure was :')
lets see
no
no
and no
jeez pal dont you have any hobbies
[It's What He Deserves.jpg]
It's beautiful
They involve
Cookie butter
And shipping
[That's a lie but would Nero call him out on his trolling...[x] doubt]
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[We are ignoring the second half shut up Admin]
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It might be easier to send you some then to explain
[And that is how Nero ends up with...a sudden jar of cookie butter in his hand. Weird right]
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ok
definitely not seen that before
but thanks for the enlightenment ig?
really out to show me new shit huh
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I thought you could enjoy it
Though honestly I'm not sure of your food preferences- if I remember correctly...your uncle is rather fond of pizza, yes? But that doesn't mean you like it either
What can I say, I like sharing things that make me happy
or at least sugar high
1/2
Why does this keep happening, he should be used to this shit by now.]
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omg please you dont even know
dante lives on pizza and strawberry sundaes
i dont think he ever eats anything else
im surprised it hasnt killed him yet
im not that picky tbh
sugar high i can definitely see tho somehow?
like it sounds weird but it suits this place
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How does he have a six pack when all he eats are those two things??? It's ridiculous
It's actually pretty funny, the two things that sprouted up first last time were an ice cream parlor and a speak easy
I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but the flavors were amazing
Plus they were connected by a long hallway so it was possible to have boozy sundaes
Not good for the body, but maybe good for the stress relief in moderation!
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the people there had no idea what pizza even WAS
he suffered a bunch
wait wait wait
youre telling me there was a chance for boozy sundaes and we missed out?
man i always miss the good shit
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though frozen
I mean
You COULD try for it
and it likely would work better then the gun shop
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not that im asking for it
hes got his own shit to deal with
probably
ill keep it in mind
tho i think well have to watch the kids if it gets here
im not babysitting more than i have to
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Just a few, a minor few
They wouldn't be allowed in the speak easy
Though would you babysit them and teach them how to drink?
I'm curious
1/2 I'M SORRY HE'S SUCH A SHITPOSTER
bitch please
i watch kids at an orphanage outside of the job
you fucking tell me
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knowing you thatd just end poorly
but really have you ever known kids to behave like that?
especially when they know they cant have it?
ive definitely been pranked way too many times for it
julio has a knack for being a pain in the ass
so yeah
id actually babysit them properly and get them away from there
ive done it before so its not gonna be anything new if it does happen
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I HAVE noticed a few of the teenagers have snuck off with booze from the booths, the pink haired one seemed particularly gleeful in breaking the rules
I don't mind if they have it, it's normal but I don't want them to drink themselves to death
So if it does happen- if a bar, a speak easy or anything else similar appears
We could discuss payment in you wrangling the cats, so to speak
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yeah sounds p familiar
kids and teens are gonna be themselves
[And he was a fucking troublemaker and caused a lot of problems as a teen too, so he Gets It.]
...okay
im listening
what kind of payment are we talking about?
[He'd do it even without pay, but Admin probably already knows that too.]
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Yup, gotta do what they think is risque and scandalous
When it's all been done before
[Admin knows! But they like to pay debts.]
Items that you may desire, including the equipment you could use to make bullets.
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it runs in the family
p much
sneak out and do "dangerous" things
i know all about that
[Admin at least is good in that aspect.]
now were talking
okay so
you got any rules about shit i want?
it cant all come THAT easy
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Me too, it's understandable but
I do want them safe. Mistakes are fine! But not things that could traumatize them!
No nukes, has to be something that equals what you're doing
So if you think your work is work nothing
then you'd be in debt to me
Which means I can ask you for favors for free
Or even take away your pizza or boozy sundaes as payment
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same
glad were on the same page there
do people seriously ask for nukes wtf
or is it shit similar to that
why would you anyway
thatd hurt people more than help
tell you what
let me fix the lighthouse first and then well see
gotta get that done before i make any other plans
that alright with you?
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