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Welcome to the NPC inbox!

This is where to go if you need to talk to Admin, Doll, or the other NPCs. Be sure to write who each message is for in the subject line! For example, VIDEO | ADMIN or TEXT | DOLL!

They may not answer right away or at all, but you never know until you try!

Comments

[paperpusher]

[after a short delay]

I see.

Then why offer an alternative? Wouldn't that same logic apply to any shiki, regardless of where it comes from?

[upcyclingmod]

It would be different in that...should you or they become infected, the tie would be cut off. If you were infected, they would seek out those who would assist you; if they were infected, they would be bound and rely an emergency beacon for them to be dealt with.

Least, that's one alternative route.

[paperpusher]

[So a shiki contract that could be terminated at any time by the powers that be, 'for their own good.' Natori snorts to himself as he reads it.]

I see. I should clarify that I'm not interested in forming additional contracts, just curious about where the risk lies. It's something to keep in mind when talking to the others with similar abilities.

[aka: how come megooms gets his doggie when Natori can't even have one little Hiiragi??? rude]

[upcyclingmod]

As I said, if one gets infected, the other would become infected.

This is especially true of humanoid contracts.

If you're trying to say that I'm being unfair, I am not. Those whose shikis come from their auras are risking themselves.

Not other people.

[paperpusher]

Huh. So it turns out I would have been better off if I was unpleasant enough that nothing humanoid wanted to make a contract with me. That's a little ironic. [no shade to Matoba but full shade to Matoba.] Too bad I have such a famously good personality.

[sorry if the phone starts leaking sarcasm again, admin]

I understand what you're saying. I really do. But is there a reason the skeleton didn't just tell me that in the first place?

[upcyclingmod]

It's pretty awful, isn't it? I hate not rewarding your sparklness, but here we are.

You didn't ask. The Birthday Skeleton could have told you its limitations if you asked.

[paperpusher]

✨We'll just have to make do with the light and cheer that I bring to a room on my lonesome✨

It also could have told me that my shiki were a danger instead of just repeating "ayakashi aren't presents."

[upcyclingmod]

Which is ✨just✨so✨much✨!

It's one of their rules. They cannot bring ayakashi or any other kind of sentient being over.

Did you ask if it was a rule?

[paperpusher]

I can't believe in the span of four days I've been scolded by both you and a skeleton wearing a party hat. No, I didn't ask if it was a rule. It was my mistake for thinking of it as a conversation instead of determining the boundaries of the contract.

[upcyclingmod]

It can be both.

But I'm sure you believe you're owed something for the misunderstandin?

[paperpusher]

Man, you weren't kidding about people only contacting you when they want something. I wasn't just being stubborn when I told the skeleton there was nothing I wanted besides my shiki.

[upcyclingmod]

And currently you wish for...satisfaction, yes?

And I'm sure you were completely and utterly honest. My advice is to augment what you have with some other magic.

Since I don't think you want to make a deal with me. Not yet.

[paperpusher]

Currently, my greatest wish is to not have to look at this thing anymore.

[the Hiiragi pillow, he means.]

Advice noted and under consideration. You're right, though, I'm not interested in making a deal.

[upcyclingmod]

Did you want something else to replace it? Another pillow, though not a body one since it's a little creepy?

[Just sayin.]

I'm aware. You're not that desperate yet.

[paperpusher]

Is this some sort of hint that all the pillows in town are going to disappear or something? I don't really care about my birthday, I don't need anything.

Appreciate the vote of confidence though.

[upcyclingmod]

My aim isn't that general or rude. I'll take it, and give you something you could actually use for your exorcist endeavors instead.

I know it's not a pleasant day for you. But I can at least make your job easier.

Fair?

[paperpusher]

Sorry. You're right, I've been unpleasant.

If it's something I can use for exorcisms, the most helpful thing I can think of would be a sealing pot for containing spirits. They're typically made by potters who cater to the exorcist community. Is something like that possible?

[upcyclingmod]

I can get you a whole set of pots, blessed ink, and papers you are used to.

They won't be made by me so they won't be as potent, but the usual potency.

Would that work?

[paperpusher]

Yeah, that would be great. That's a lot of materials, isn't it?

[Is that what people do for birthdays?????]

[upcyclingmod]

Because it's a birthday present?????

[paperpusher]

I don't really need to tell you that I don't have a good sense of what people give for birthdays, right?

[upcyclingmod]

You're right.

I need to send a cake too.

What about ice cream? What flavor do you like with your cake?

[paperpusher]

You don't need to send cake or ice cream??? Today's your birthday, you eat the cake.

[upcyclingmod]

Doll is making me something, so it would be rude if I ate cake without her.

This is belated cake. You don't like cake?

[paperpusher]

You're going to insist on giving me cake, aren't you

It's fine. I'll humbly accept. Thank you for the birthday wishes.